Sung to the tune of "Matchmaker" from Fiddler on the Roof:
Math major, math major, make me some math.
Find me a prime, sketch me a path.
Math major, math major look through your books,
And make me some perfect math.
© 2001 Mathematical Association of America
Benjamin, Arthur T. (2001). Math major, math major. Math Horizons, 9: 28.